ADULT JOKE

1.Girl: What do u prefer? Breasts or Legs??
Kuljit: Choot..!
.
Girl slaps & says: "Randi Khana nahi hai Bhosdi ke, KFC ka counter hai ye"..

2.MAUN-VRAT ke dinl
Wife ne Boobs hilake dikhaya
Husbd ne apna bahar nikal k dikhaya
Wife guse me-Mera matlb hai kab ayega
Hsbd: mera mtlab hai 1 Ghante me



3.CONDOM salesman:
Condom chahiye kya???
Marwadi: kam bhav ka khushbudar rahega to de.
Salesman:
Laude pe agarbatthi ka plastic lagake chod Bhosdike..


3(A)Wife: Please zara ye bra ka hook laga dijiye.
Hus: I will charge 4 kisses.
Wife: Rahne do, padosi Se free me lagva leti hu, wo haath daal kar Set bhi kar denge


4.Ladki to Dr: Bachcha 2 din se doodh nhi pi raha
Dr ne Bra me hath daala aur kafi der taK bobbs ko masal ke bola
Doodh hi nai hai
Ladki:"Main to iski Mausi hoon"



5.Pati: Sex ho jaye?
Wife:Nahi
Pati: Zewar la dunga
W:Nahi
Pati: Car launga
W:Nahi
Beta so raha tha..beech me bola: Papa meri gand mar lo par CYCLE la do...


6.Suhaag Raat Me Wife :
Muje Gabhrahat ho rahi Hai..
Husband : Tumhari PehLi Raat hai na IsLiye ?
Wife : Nahi Ji Raat me Pehli Baar hai IsLiye.



7.Boy- U R wearing Red Bra ?
Girl - How do u know?
Boy-Thanx 2 RAJNIKANT Eyecare!
Girl-U r not wearing underwear
Boy - Hey U too RAJNIKANT eyecare!
Girl - Chain laav aai Zavadya.
Tuza RAJNIKANT baher alaay.

8.Arz Kiya H
Jise Aane me Lgte H 15 Saal,
Gaur Farmaiyega.
Wah Wah, !!!
"Sun to Le Bhosdi ke"
Jise Aane me Lgte H 15 Saal,
Use Kehte H Jhaat K Baal...



9.Sexy Lady goes to male gynae and says: Dr, a fly has entered my vagina.
Dr: There is only one solution. I can apply some honey on my penis and insert in your vagina. The fly will stick to penis and thus we can take it out.
Lady: Go ahead.
Dr starts.
After five minutes, sexy lady asks: Kya hua Dr, fly kab bahaar niklega?
Dr: Plan changed. I am going to drown him


10.After operation, a girl to Dr: How soon can I resume my sex life?
Dr: You are the first patient to ask this question after tonsil operation!!




11.Wife: Nashta kar lo.
Husband: Sex hi mera nashta hai & he starts sex.
Dopahar ko wife: Lunch kar lo.
Husband sex hi mera lunch hai & starts sex.
Raat ko jab husband aata hai to wife panty utaar kar
heater ke aage baithi hoti hai.
Husband: What is this?
Wife: Hawas ke poojari, khana garam kar rahin hoon!!



12.What's the difference between a man & a woman ...
A man always has the same DICK between his legs all his life ...
A woman MAY NOT!!



13.A boy comes to his class with broken spectacles ...
Teacher: What happened?
Boy: I was kissing my Girlfriend.
Teacher: But how did your spectacles break?
Boy: She closed her legs!!



14.The best excuse given by a lady for missing office on Monday ...
My husband took an overdose of Viagra ... couldn't leave him alone with the Maid!!



15.Husband is praying before going to bed ...
Wife: What are you praying for?
Husband: For guidance.
Wife: Pray for hardness. Leave guidance to me!!