Sardar toek sawaal:
duniya ka sabse mushkil kaam kya hai?
jawaab:
soye huye pappu par condom chadhaana-
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Xtreme kamina bacha! Son: papa ap ki lovemarrige hoi thi na Dad:Yes son pr tum ko kese pata Son: QK ap ki shadi or meri date of birth me sirf 5 month ka farq hy
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Lady Teacher : Bacho meri nermi ka fahida na utaho mai kabhi naram hoti hon to kabhi sakht bhi hoti hon. Student : Miss ap to bilkul meri 'LULLI' jaisi hain.
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Tcher: Iski panjabi trnslation karo "Ye itni pyari si doll kisne tor di hy? Sardar: A kidi maa nu lun warya ay aidi soni gudi di pain nu chod k rakh dita ae
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JOKE OF THE YEAR: Wo kon c bekaar cheez he jo ap ki Lulli k saath attach hy? . .
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. AP KHUD JANAB!
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A Sardar asked to a little boy : What is the difference between 'PHUDI' & 'PHUDA' Littel boy angrily replied : 'Teri pain di phudi' 'Teri maa da phuda'
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Akele Ja Rahe Thay Jivan ke Raston Pe Naraz Dukhi Thake Huye phir 1 Moor Pe Aap Sa DOST Mila aur Baaqi Zindagi Di v Paen Nu Lun varh gaya.
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A child never seen his hips.
once his teacher beat him on his Hips,
He came back home & saw his hips on mirror & said
“kameeni nay 2 tukray kar diye”
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Latest Way to Propose a Girl.
Boy: Excuse Me
Girl: Jee?
Boy: Mere honay waly Bachon ki taraf se Aapko Happy Mothers Day
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Kal chodnay ki raat thi" "Sub ne kia apna khara" Kuch ne kaha mera bara Kuch ne kaha uska bara Hum b wahan mojod thay Hum chup rahay Bas hans diye Jab hum ne kia apna khara Sub ne kaha ITNA BARA ITNA BARA
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Sardar toek sawaal:
duniya ka sabse mushkil kaam kya hai?
jawaab:
soye huye pappu par condom chadhaana-
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