SARDAR SMS

Sardar ki beti:- Papa kal aapke ghar se 1 member kam ho jaega.
Next day sardar ki beti bhag jati h.
Sardar:- Ladki ne kaam to galat kiya per thi wo jyotish.

Sardar ke truck pe likha tha
"Chhotta Parivar, Sukhi Parivar"
msg. from "Rinku, Golu, Monu,
Ramu, Shamu, Sohan, Mohan, Tilu, Pinky de papa di gaddi".


1 Bar sardar Rs. jama karne gya.
Officer:- Ye note fata hua h, dusra do.
Sardar:- Main apne A/c me jama kar rha hu, fata karu ya naya, Tujhe kya matlab h be.


Sardar air hostess se:- Aapki shakal meri biwi se bahut milti h. Air hostess ne zordar thappad santa ke muh pe mara.
Sardar:- Kamal h. Aadat bhi wahi h.


Sardar ne evrest pe dekha waha pe 1 baba gutka ragad raha tha.
Sardar:- Baba ye kya h.
Baba:- Masala.
Sardar:- Oh to Evrest masala aap hi banate ho.

Pagal:- Tum muslim ho.
Sardar:- Nahi, main sardar hu.
Pagal:- Nahi, tum muslim ho.
Sardar (gusse me):- Haan, main muslim hu.
Pagal:- Lagte ho sardar ho.


Sardar (Police station ja kar kahta h):- Mujhe phone par jaan se marne ki dhamki m il rhi h.
Inspector:- Koun de rha h.
Sardar:- BSNL wale, kehte h bill nahi bhara to kaat denge.


1 Accident hua, bhut bheed ho gyi, sardar ko aage jane ka moka nahi mil rha tha. Clever sardar:- Hi. mera Bapu. Bheed ne raah di to kutta marra mila...


Sardar ka sir phat gya.
Dr.:- Ye kaise hua.?
Sardar:- Main chappal se pathar tod raha tha. Mujhe 1 aadmi ne bola "Kabhi khopdi" ka istemal bhi kar liya kar.


Sardar ko ek party ka invitation mila jisme likha tha only pink tie.
Sardar wahan gaya to usne dekha ke logo ne pant shirt bhi pehni thi... Hahah