Ager mobile INDIA me bante

Ager mobile INDIA me bante to usme templates kuch aise hote:
* Kuttey call kar jaldi.
* Cigerret lete hua aana.
* Teri bhabhi k sath hu.
* Yar kisi ladki ka No. to de
* Kaha hai bey?
* Kal college ya bunk?
* Dimag mat kha.
* Ghumne chal raha hai kya?
* Balance nahi hai.